Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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