apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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