I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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