Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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