I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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