my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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