Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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