when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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