I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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