what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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