direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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