windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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