READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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