is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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