sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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