Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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