So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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