my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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