"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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