I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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