White coat. Heels.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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