Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
