Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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