I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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