hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
a search helicopter?!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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