I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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