I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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