I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He shit in the fireplace
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