At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is Oprah even human
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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