He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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