I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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