Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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