Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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