i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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