I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
wow bdsm is so cute
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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