You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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