He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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