He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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