okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
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