Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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