Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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