My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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