got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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