hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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