I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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