nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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