I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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