I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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