Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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