were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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