i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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